Me: You're an idiot. Will: So? Me: You never realized it before? Will: I'm not an idiot. Me: You just recognized you are. Will: Whatevs. Me: Why do you have to be like that to people? Will: Like what? Me: A real scum piece of shit. Will: I'm not. Me: If anyone ever did to you what you did to me, what would you think of them? Or more importantly, what would do to them? Will: Yeah, I can see how that would suck. Me: It would "suck"? Dude, you're a slimy piece of shit. Will: Yeah I can see why you think that. Me: I guess that you don't care. Will: Not too much. Me: You gaslighted me for no reason. Will: I had my reasons. Me: I never even met you before. *Will Shrouds* Me: You're a real piece of shit. And you are also a retarded moron. Will: Maybe I am. Me: "Maybe" you are? You gotta be kidding.